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History Demotivational Poster

I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+

TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


TAGS: vikings history scandinavia culture barbarians
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by acegik

fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.

TAGS: nikola tesla electricity gangster history
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by StringerB

karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.

194 Minutes -



TAGS: history men achievement ***ism hammy
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L

HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.

THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.

TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by PinkPomeranian

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster

PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir

ART - When you break it down, it's just basically a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap

HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-

Countdown To Zero -

TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".

AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity

TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.

YOUTH - A history too rich Can make a child too old

TAGS: youth children old age history
Rating: 5/5

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Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:26 pm
Excellent, and sadly true... 5L
Reality Lord - May 4, 2012, 5:17 pm

first poster!!!! HEY NEW GUY....NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by giulio

Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)

100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?

TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.

SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history

TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!

THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED - This is the history they should tell you about

MOZART - When speaking of him they tend to skip the fact he was an egocentric jerk

TAGS: hidden history
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - August 5, 2009, 4:42 am
When someone really is the greatest, surely it's forgiveable? Or do call Muhammed Ali an egocentric jerk too?


TAGS: boxing history fight staredown legend
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am
but knowing is half the battle
carebear - March 23, 2012, 1:24 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:29 pm

Foreman remains my favorite heavyweight, that division my favorite, too. The Klitchko brothers are pretty to look at, but I so wish someone would come along to enliven the division. I miss the 'real' fights.
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:38 am
yeah,I can still hear Cosell; "Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!" Thanks for the memories, CB
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 11:02 pm

Boxing is my favorite sport. This is wonderful!~
Airman - March 21, 2012, 5:37 pm
down goes Frazier!
Sho - March 21, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha 5L

THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY.. - Are doomed to repeat it.

TAGS: humour history communism kim jong un north korea
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by eskippy

SteveFurlong - May 16, 2012, 1:07 pm
The cake is a lie!
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:46 pm
Fearless Leader Is A Cake !



TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by giulio

winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


TAGS: communism history human rights
Rating: 3.03/5
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:28 am
Whoever this was, they obviously didn't pay attention if school, as socialism isn't communism.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
Nobody is giving it another chance - outside of hippy communes.

HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.

TAGS: doctor who tardis 10 history
Rating: 2.96/5
Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm

Never Again -

TAGS: holocaust war peace un history
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Thank you :)
Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:21 pm
Back in the days, I did a History project about this very gate. Strong stuff, solid poster.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 9:01 am
Thank you RL. It's become history's worst term ever coined because there is never any enforcement. Humanity created the biggest skeleton in thier own closet. :(
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 8:00 am

powerful my friend


TAGS: members history recreated
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Thank you steve. Ya know I almost used spammy's avatar for jesus' head to give your statement a more "punch"teehee
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
5 thankful lions for you, Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 9:51 am
Thanks ug...but is the 5L fresh or canned?
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:27 am
Jellied Cranberries - 5L
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:28 pm
About that...ya showed up late...suds are gone and all that is left for spuds is what is in rerun's beard...help yourself! Thanks for dropping a line dawg!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:27 pm
Wise choice...those boys are looking pretty hungry, fork to the back of your hand kind of hungry teehee. Thanks sho.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:25 pm
Right then...welcome to the club, Papa, you're in good company!
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
Nice one Miss P. Pa55 the spuds and the suds.
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
YW Miss. I guess Papa is what most people use for a short version. It's my initials in the phonetic alphabet -- I've had that label since I was in the military coughmumble years ago. :)
Sho - November 22, 2012, 6:29 pm
Thanksgiving dinner? I think I'll pass on this one. 5Lols
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thanks PapaFox. You're gonna have to pick..do I call ya Papa or Fox or make up my own? Best ask M0rd3kaI, Rick69 or Moo(?) before you leave it up to me..bahaha!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thank you Gary...sorry ya didn't make it on this one...saving you for xmas...muhahaha!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL good one!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:55 pm
HAH! Nice work, Missy!



History Lesson -

TAGS: history lesson americans columbus lost
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!

BLACK AND WHITE - VS COLOR maybe it's best to leave history alone

Civil War Reenactments -

ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice

TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!

Alternate Histories -

TAGS: japan alternate history what if
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not to be a nazi buuuuuut sake pronounced sah-kay saki is incorrect
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 11:13 am
Does this mean Saki in bags?
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 11:24 pm
Fear the coming of Japanada!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 11:05 am
Land of the Rising Moose
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:59 am
but we wouldnt have to pay as much for shipping imports


TAGS: history nothing 1897
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)




HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...


TAGS: history moon fake motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.25/5

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Me - November 1, 2009, 12:44 pm
To the other "me": I never realized that TV shows had the power to "enlighted" people, is this a new ability? I a**ume then that they also have the ability to create their own new words, in that case I call dibs on Cromulent
me - November 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
Watch the mythbusters episode about the moonlanding, it will enlighted you
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:17 pm
That is amsome shop skills. 5L
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
When did we go to Mars?

GALINDISMS - Why can't they just teach us history instead of always harping on the past.

Catching The Fever -



TAGS: catholic church child abuse history
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 16, 2013, 4:58 pm

oh ouch.
lgvernon - August 14, 2013, 10:16 pm

Already done! Thanks!~
BobbEdwards - August 14, 2013, 10:05 pm
Primo Religifake 5tuff, too


History -

TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L

Reverse Cowboy -

Change -

Historical Marker -

TAGS: history it s a hoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:31 pm
I could use one of those but dated from 2010 - 2014. Living in Bumf*ck Manitoba...sort of the norm.

A Matter of Time -

Homeless throughout History -

The silly sixties -


Clash Of The Titans -

TAGS: war peace history military army
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:08 pm
True, they do take on many forms.


TAGS: history bierce
Rating: 4.69/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 6:16 pm
Good Point .
EmilioDumphque - April 21, 2013, 1:51 am
"What is history but an agreed upon fable?" -Napoleon Boniparte

Inequality -

TAGS: inequality history fossil
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kirill

kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:41 am

HELLO? - McFly?

YOUR OPINION - Is about as useful as a suggestion box at Tiananmen Square.

Rehash -

INVENTION - The mother of gross


TAGS: change pain history
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:35 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of ****!
Sean - April 4, 2011, 10:44 pm
Dammit aggy, my auks have been training day and night for months so as to be ready to roll on just "such an occasion." Why do you have so little faith in their retributive aspirations? Is it because they are not real penguins? Well d*** ye then.
Reality Lord - April 4, 2011, 8:10 pm

gentlemen, as i have already asked, please refrain from any further posting. thank you and good night
agdaniele - April 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
There's no fight to be had... my attitude was out of line, and I was handled more patiently than I'd handled the same in the past. Good night, all.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:38 pm
That tears it. Me and my vast auk army are going home. Good night.
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 7:23 pm
Don't start it up again man...
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm
And I'll apologize for my spelling.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:07 pm
How about apologising to aggy for calling him a ja****s?
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:39 pm
same here, please send.
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:39 pm
My mind, it hurts, I fear brain damage...
Reality Lord - April 4, 2011, 5:17 pm

i will ask that this thread be concluded. my apologies for the drama.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 5:13 pm
Can you send that to me by way of a PM? I missed it. But only if it's no trouble.
5150monkeylove - April 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Sorry, my comment was a lament for my Tossed Salad Man poster that was removed for 7 year olds not being able to understand it.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:37 pm
Is it really so hard to understand how the subject of the Gellusky-Wittgenstein rift that nearly tore asunder Logical Positivism once and for all, could spawn epistomological reverberations here at Motifake? I mean REALLY. Derrrrr.
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 4:25 pm
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:22 pm
Weeeellll, that depends.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 4:16 pm
If some old-established sea dogs jump ship there could be a leakage... ;)
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 1:54 pm
you didn't miss much, just some so called regs jumped ship at the first sign of change.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:57 am
I guess I missed a lot...
Airman - April 4, 2011, 11:27 am
you aren't alone on that Hammy
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 11:11 am
I did not understand a single word u said 5150 :D
5150monkeylove - April 4, 2011, 3:07 am
I know, I know..... Tossed Salad Man is gone, and pandemonium erupts. (rest easy-- I saved him)we can exist with out him. TSM will rise again!
agdaniele - April 3, 2011, 11:10 pm
ImprNo need, I'll walk.
Reality Lord - April 3, 2011, 9:53 pm

and goodnight all. all this drama from a humor site. who would have thought huh. the drama aggy...it ends dude. one way or another.
Reality Lord - April 3, 2011, 9:50 pm

glad to see you came to your senses aggy. you stand at two strikes with me. harass any member or myself in any way again and you will be walking. thats generous on my part, if you had the hammer and some ja****s pulled this **** on you... your welcome.
CANADA - April 3, 2011, 8:39 pm
...and people wonder why this site has managed to chase off most of its regulars
Hawamleh - April 3, 2011, 7:56 pm
I am not a mod, and I can not ban you, but i am telling you to stop this, for god's sake this is ridiculous...
Hawamleh - April 3, 2011, 7:55 pm
wow guys seriously, is this what this site has become, members at each others throats just because a Mr.M did what was needed to do... and trash bait is used to catch fish not smart adult people, he could have chosen not to take the bait.
Reality Lord - April 3, 2011, 4:06 pm

strike 2 dude. three is the majic number. if you can't log on after your next insightful contribution here i'm certain you'll understand. and those pm's,the ones i don't reply to....i'll forward them to mr m so he can set an appropriate time for you.
agdaniele - April 3, 2011, 3:08 pm
Warning? Now, that is funny. If you think that I had addressed you with anything but a fact, then fire away. Prove you're a man.
Sean - April 3, 2011, 11:22 am
This is the kinda thing that happens when the Ump also gets a turn at bat.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 11:19 am

I would advise you not to inflame things even further
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2011, 11:05 am
Srsly? You're gonna take offense to that? What is becoming of this place when THAT deserves a warning? You were obviously baiting with "Who died" so did you really expect not to get a reply? Mod or not we all play by the same rules.
Reality Lord - April 3, 2011, 7:44 am

and then i lol'd yet again. respect didn't die ag but narcissism seems alive and well. first warning ag...watch how you address others on this site.
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 10:50 pm
Thanks, TTH
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 10:50 pm
"respect" was intended at the recipients of this poster.... not RL... don't talk to me here if you ignore my PMs.
TheTrashHeap - April 2, 2011, 1:37 pm
Apt. and well said.
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 12:18 pm
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:34 am

who died?


TAGS: history for november 1st
Rating: 3.81/5

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erock - February 11, 2010, 6:03 pm
hahahaha funny stuff. every now and then you dont want to think when you laugh.this poster makes that possible 5 l
Big V - December 30, 2009, 6:23 am
it Is amusing, but then I look at him with that saw... No ANSI rated eyewear, No steel-toed boots, No kevlar chaps and in shorts to boot... Be even funnier when he loses a limb.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Fitting for a noob.... it's better he learns early just how poorly the good ones are treated here.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Seriously under-rated.
rockntractor - November 1, 2009, 10:06 pm
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm
Fact it, stupid or not... it's original here... and funny. That says a lot! 5L
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
HaHa! Yes, INCREDIBLY stupid. But thanks.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
This is incredibly stupid, and funny. Got my lions.

To mess with Texas -


TAGS: history is trying to threepeat
Rating: 3.77/5

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RevWar - November 3, 2009, 3:36 pm
5 lions from a reenactor!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:37 pm
I like when Derek knows things.
Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:41 am
The cannon blast appears to have sent Tad to Nepal. Biggest rig of prayer flags I've ever seen.


TAGS: history day
Rating: 3.35/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 3:57 pm
Spicoli! Five grass-smoking lions! Be careful, though; they're said to cause brain damage.

THANKS DAD - For not deleting your history folder.

TAGS: thanks dad for not deleting your history folder
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:48 pm


TAGS: ii history
Rating: 3.19/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:17 am
Nice bit of ph**oshopping but I can see why US vets would be pissed about it!
semper1775 - April 25, 2009, 10:29 am
gtfo that is ours taken by the corps! ooooomuthaf***ingraaaaahhhhhh! japs never had a chance
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
d***! You're fast! Or did you just happen to have this in your files.
RON - January 22, 2009, 4:45 pm
and my USA Dad...Japan had no chance!...lol
RON - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Agree balls on both side...but USA had the bomb!


DR. SEUSS - I bet you didn't know how he became famous?

TAGS: dr seuss history japan wwii
Rating: 2.79/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 7:03 am
yep, it is factual!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 4:00 pm

for example, if this is factual it makes a good poster. Not funny in my opinion, but good anyway based on the historical content
Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:03 am
I daresay he'd've winced at some parts of his portfolio

HISTORY - 2008: The year mankind captured God.

TAGS: history
Rating: 2.55/5

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Overlord Douchebag - November 29, 2008, 7:52 pm
If the picture's floating around the Internet, a couple people are bound to have near-identical captions/ideas/etc. So, yes would be the answer to your question, loyal minion.
Oh dear - November 29, 2008, 7:00 pm
So the two of you independently came up with the same figure and caption on the same day?
Overlord Douchebag - November 29, 2008, 6:47 pm
Never heard of 'im, sorry. I don't believe in Facebook, anyhow.
Oh dear - November 29, 2008, 5:22 pm
OD = Alex Kirkland? That's who posted this on Facebook earlier today...
Overlord Douchebag - November 29, 2008, 4:44 pm
Glad you like it, folks. Expect to see more in the near future.
BuZZbomb - November 29, 2008, 4:37 pm
...And proved once and for all what a huge bag of h** air the theory is!
Suh-weet - November 29, 2008, 4:36 pm
This made me giggle. ^^,

THE BIBLE IS NOT A SOURCE - Unless you work for the History Channel.

SHAKESPEARE'S LIES - Murderer, Murdered, Maligned. Scottish King 1040-1057

TAGS: scotland king history middle ages
Rating: 2/5

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Doc - May 13, 2009, 6:05 am
Thane of Cawdor, Thane of Glamis ... pixelated hereafter.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:07 am
How MacBeth would have hated to have been Pixelated.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Aaaaaaargh! Beat me to it, Haar!
Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
Pixelated, 2009.

Inevitable -

TAGS: america liberty succumb fall history
Rating: 1.91/5

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Purity - April 1, 2009, 2:11 am
I believe China will be invading from the west... That statue's gonna be ok for awhile...
Overlord Douchebag - November 28, 2008, 12:35 am
That's not how my hostile takeover is going to go down. I just thought it'd be a nice visual.

Point And Laugh -

Historical Milestone -

TAGS: selfie camera mirror history woman
Rating: 4.89/5

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concern3 - February 28, 2015, 4:55 am
Fantastic A 5er

The Oldtimer -

TAGS: history
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2015, 7:26 pm

and i might be mistaken, but i believe it was openhiemer who believed there was a chance that the nuclear explosion would actually ignite the atmosphere. muddafugga's...could have killed the whole planet.